greetings from hell

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FUCK

Gotta go, bitches. I’ve got a meeting with Miley Cyrus to go over our weekly agenda in 5 minutes. I’ll check in on my favorite hell spawn later.

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SATAN ;___;

catchdemi:

(via iambden)

DUDE WE HAVE A SATAN?

Satan, sir, I know that I made a joint-deal with you and Disney in exchange for my soul, but I was wondering if there was any way I could renegotiate to get out of that. I’ll give you The Jonas Brothers in exchange.

Bitch, please. I know the sodomy that goes down on the tour bus the moment their promise rings come off. Their precious, glorious asses are coming straight down here anyway. Don’t bullshit me. All deals are final.

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iambden:

and dis

lol

I’ve had some good times with that ass…

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Repeat that for me Brendon?

thefuckingholytrinity:

I’m fine with a miscarriage & sending you back down to hell for a nice little ass rape with Lucifer, believe me.

Also cool with me.

Via God

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Brendon, you’re all my children you fucktard.

brendontheurie:

thefuckingholytrinity:

Why would I make you an angel when I have people like Pete Wentz and Oprah Winfrey in this world?

fuck you, God.

fuck you.

If any religious figure is being fucked by Brendon Urie, it’s me. Again. Round two.

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Hey Holy Trinity!

You know the whole thing about how Jesus sit’s on the right hand of God? I happen to know what God does with his right hand. Buy some Purell and don’t use scientology sounding bull to say that I didn’t totally defile one of your little angels.

Peace out, bitches.

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